my half-friend i keep in my trunk
I get a call last night from my cousin Dee. 'Can you give us back the money we gave you for the car?'
'Joe got pulled over and they searched the trunk to find you had half a body in there! Now we need the money for bail.'
I was relieved. I had forgotten to take out my Banana Republic mannequin. I'm not sure why I also kept it in my trunk - but every time I would take a sharp turn, I would hear him switching sides.
I come home to the picture above. My half body had my running shorts on. The funny thing is, I didn't notice him for about 30 minutes.