8.29.2006

my half-friend i keep in my trunk


I get a call last night from my cousin Dee. 'Can you give us back the money we gave you for the car?'

'Why?'

'Joe got pulled over and they searched the trunk to find you had half a body in there! Now we need the money for bail.'

I was relieved. I had forgotten to take out my Banana Republic mannequin. I'm not sure why I also kept it in my trunk - but every time I would take a sharp turn, I would hear him switching sides.

I come home to the picture above. My half body had my running shorts on. The funny thing is, I didn't notice him for about 30 minutes.

5 comments:

Katie said...

I keep a bowling ball (its in a case) in my trunk. It's back there with my spare and jack, oil and oil filters.

You never know when you're going to need a bowling ball when you're out on the road.

Ready for anything!

Jimmy said...

you never know when you'll need a half body either!

molly said...

this is the funniest post yet...and to think...i have "his" girlfriend somewhere.

Noah Aspen said...

does he have a name? ;-)

SARA said...

OMG I WAS CRACKING UP ON THE PART WHERE U TURN CORNERS AND U CAN HEAR THE "BODY" ROLLING AROUND IN THE BACK. CAN U SEND ME ONE TO FL?