all the boys think she's a spy

Meet Betty. She is my newest purchase and I already love her. She's 6.0 mega pixels with a Carl Zeiss lens. It has a fun super steadyshot that's good for car rides...since I may take a lot of them. So get ready for lots of fun pictures, maybe even some nude ones!

dancing queen

My girl turned the wonderful age of twenty-five this past week. It was one of the best weeks we've had in awhile. Good times from Homie to Max, friends gathered, drank and danced. I even got her in bed at the end of the night, too bad my only intentions were to fall asleep.


For more pictures go here: http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/riotpoof01/album?.dir=1507re2&.src=ph&store=&prodid=&.done=http%3a//photos.yahoo.com/ph//my_photos (sorry, I don't know how to do that tricky link thing yet)

what's up doc

Today I had a doctor's appointment. Not a big deal, but it seems like lately if I meet with someone for a check-up or whatever it may be, the question, "Do you have a girlfriend?" is asked. Enter akward pause, and a simple "no."

a citrus mess

As advice for everyone reading this, please do not wash your laundry with the entire pack of new citrus Orbit gum. It goes horrible with black and sticks to everything.

no worries

Now don't get me wrong, I enjoy working, but on days like today, I prefer not to. I love having nothing to do once and awhile. I could go and shop, get some coffee, and waste the hours away with conversations of loved ones. The only bad part is I want to purchase clothing and shoes. Mollie said to wait, and that's hard for me.

I wish I had more days like today.

she is risen

Happy Easter. I find it amazing, the whole story of Jesus rising from the tomb. I went to church today, good thing the walls didn't start tumbling down.


Muhammad my friend
it’s time to tell the world
we both know it was a girl
back in Bethlehem
and on that fateful day
when she was crucified
she wore Shiseido Red
and we drank teaby her side

sweet sweet sweet
used to be so sweet to me

Muhammad my friend
I’m getting very scared
teach me how to love my brothers
who don’t know the law
and what about the deal
on the flying trapeze
got a peanut butter hand
but honey do drop in
at theDew Drop Inn

sweet sweet sweet
between the boys and the bees

and Moses I know
I know you’ve seen fire
but you’ve never seen fire
until you’ve seen Pele blow
and I’ve never seen light
but I sure have seen gold
and Gladys save a place for me
on your grapevine
till I get my own TV show
ashre ashre ashre ashre
and if I lose my Cracker Jacks at the
tidal wave I got a place
in the Pope’s rubber robe

Muhammad my friend
it’s time to tell the world
we both know it was a girl
back in Bethlehem

glitter-mail

After hearing about what Yahoo had done in China (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4695718.stm - this gives you an idea), I decided to move my email address to gmail, that and the fact I was getting a million spam emails a day.

Gmail is by invitation only, so you would think it is an amazing service that would be super easy to use. Wrong. There's stars and other weird things to click on, that I feel have no purpose. I just want something easy to use for normal email capabilities. I don't want all that glitter like Mariah, I just want plain Jane like the beautiful, but you wouldn't know it at first because you don't pay close attention to those things, girl at the grocery store.

That said, my new email is jameskernan@gmail.com, glitter and all.

her humps

I went to visit with my Gina tonight, post surgery. She looked fabulous as usual, only without her large chesticles. I have always admired how they could hold my Easter baskets, but it was time for them to sail away. She is doing very well, sans foam sleeping pillow, in her new cup size. I even informed her of the new IPex bra, thanks to Mollie. I, on the other hand, will never really grasp the excitement of an IPex, and I think I'll be ok with that. One thing I can get excited about is underwear, such as Paul Frank (This is Where 'Lectricity Comes From).

kneel before the plaid

I am praying for April showers on Tuesday. The reason why is because of my purchase of a Burberry umbrella. This umbrella can open and close with the touch of a button has a large canopy to keep me dry. The brilliant classic camel plaid will have tendencies to stop traffic, so beware. I don't want to see anyone get injured over this fabulous accessorie.

foiled

One of my favorite band's released their newest CD last week. It is one of the best albums I've heard in awhile. They continue to rock out with their cocks out and I appreciate that. Songs of sad goodbyes and relationship fuck-ups, along with Congratulations with Imogen Heap. The radio release Hate Me shows signs of accepting wrong doing and apologies. So please go out and buy it.

A plate of quite peculiar
On a dish of my own
A tablespoon of feather
tickle me to the bone
Give me recipes for happy
with the chemicals gone
Drinking freedom from a bottle
to the tune of belong
-X Amount of Words

evil draw four eyes

After a wonderful dinner filled with carbs and alfredo sauce, Mollie, Babe, Michael and I played a few rounds of UNO. It was definately the ladies evening, their hands filled with draw 4's and skips. I have a good feeling the next time we play Michael and I will gain back the boy's title of UNO champs.

Dear UNO Gods: I know I need to work on my anger and frustration management during the game, but I am starting to enjoy giving dirty looks at the players next to me, it gives them a chuckle.